Womens Bathroom Things.

Now, im going to tell any of you that have never lived with a woman something important. women have lots of weird bathroom things, and the smartest thing you can do is NOT touch them.

im not talking about those little diaper things, or those cotton sticks. those are ok to play with. in fact your usually in for a hell of a time if you stick one in your nose and then go try to give her a kiss. you can also pour ketchup on them and leave them in odd places before company comes over. i can absolutely promise you that before she kicks your head in, you will have such a laugh.

so if its not cotton sticks, what is it?

STAY AWAY FROM WOMENS HAIR PRODUCTS AND SOAP!!!

this stuff is nasty. i cant even lie about it, its gross. my girlfriend switched to a new conditioner and the tub started clogging. and guess who has to go fix it? (me) and guess whose hair lump mixed with non water soluble conditioner it was? (her) As far as im concerned, thats gross. if it wont even dissolve in water, why on earth would u put it in your hair?

As for womens shampoo and soap, let me tell you a story. As we all know, men are lazy. if the soap isnt there when we need it, the chances of us planning out to bring it beforehand are zero. chances are, if we really need soap, we wander dripping through the house till we find some. if we're less desperate, or just not interested in being cold or proactive, we'll use whatever else is there. wash our hair with a soap bar, or body with shampoo.

well rather than use shampoo, i was so clever, i used the girlfriends body wash. NASTY!!!

womens soap doesnt wash off right, it leaves you all slimy and soft. its moisturizers or something. as far as im concerned, when you wash the soap off of yourself your supposed to squeak afterwards. anything else means your dirty. so this is a warning to you men living with girlfriends, who might consider using their soap. DONT. its way better to wander through the house leaving a puddle everywhere you've been on your search for real soap.